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RT @MarianKeyes: Me: I do ALL the things!!! Fitness Expert Person: You don't do PILATES. Your core is like a MARSHMALLOW. Do you ski? No! Play hockey? No! Play the national game of Kazakhstan where they use the skulls of their enemies instead of a ball? No. Then you might as well NOT BOTHER!!!
RT @MarianKeyes: Me: Cardio? I walk a good bit Fitness Expert Person: Walking? Pshaw! You need to RUN! Me: I do run FEP: Thass pathetic, if you dont lift weights! Me: I do lift weights FEP: Weight-lifting won't raise your heartrate, you pathetic failure, you must do cardio! Me: Cardio? I wa-